The title of this post may have already given it away- but it’s true.
We tried to freeze Penny.

Not on purpose.
It was just another day of snowshoeing.
A day of snowshoeing to a lunch spot where I whipped out my sardines + soda cracker lunch + Eric started dry heaving.
They’re delicious I swear!
[Note to self- Next time pack a breath mint]

I spy something green!

The view from our lunch perch would have been amazing if not for the looming snow clouds.
View or no view it was still mega awesome + super serene.

Please note the amount of snow on Penny’s coat at 1.5 miles into the hike.
Four flakes?
Fourteen tops.

All you could hear was snow falling + an owl whooooooing.

Penny at mile 2.5

Kelsey at mile 2.5

Kelsey + Eric at mile 3.2

Penny at mile 3.2

Penny doing her best impression of Edward Lee from Season 9 of Top Chef at judges table.

Just for comparison sake.


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At the 3.2 mile photo shoot Penelope was ready to head back.
She was saying things like –
Can we go back to the car now?
Pleeeeeeeeease?
I have an email to send Mama Pea about coats!

Again with the would-be breathtaking views.

The hike back down the trail was crazy.
Our tracks had been completely covered by fallen snow.
Our faces were frozen.
I got a blister.
The world was coming to an end.

Until we reached the car.
Can I get a HELL YES for heated seats + half eaten sandwiches?!

I love you Subaru.

Cheers to a very fun very snowy 6.4 miles.
B+B

The Edward Lee impression = Hilarious!
Penny looked so done at the end of your trip.
I’m a little jealous of all that snow you’re enjoying. We’re sitting in the 70s right now although I guess there could be worse things in life
Wow!! Looks like it was a fun day for you and Eric!! Poor sweet Penny
Tell her it’s lovely here in New England if she wants to come hang out with Chloe and Quincy!! Love her little icicle beard xoxo
Wow –looks spectacular! Even if a little chilly. But hey,least you got the weather you’re supposed to have in Winter,right? London remains warm enough to make you think Spring is around the corner…
Penny heard the word “Spring”+ just packed her bags.
You guys are so adventurous! I’ve said it before but my dream is to live in colorado. If it has to be snowy and cold I at least want to live somewhere with those kind of views and activities to do!
Wow,beautiful! I can barely appreciate winter beauty when I’m actually in it (sucker in the cold) but photos are gorgeous!
Haha –poor Penny.
YAY sardines!!
Gorgeous scenery!
hahaha hands down the best post i’ve read from anyone in a very long while. and not just for the penny pupsicle pics.. but your hilarious commentary to go along with them. i am super jealous that you guys keep getting hit with snow,i have NO idea what utah’s problem is. at least we got a little bit this weekend that made for fun frolicking.. but not enough for waist deep powder lines
have a great week! hope penny defrosts! xoxo
We are totally not getting hit with snow..Eric + I run out to the mountains the second we hear the word snow!!!!!!!!!! and get out play on while we can. Penny is going boot shopping today. She is so excited!
Ha,you crack me up…. what an awesome spot,nature at it’s finest (or frostiest)
Tell your dog to stop calling me.
Penny is going boot shopping today. She’ll be sure to keep you posted.
Oh my gosh,I’m laughing so hard at the Edward Lee impression. I had to send this to my boyfriend –we watch Top Chef ALL THE TIME. Hilarious.
I wish there was a “your animal looks like this top chef contestant”contest –but I guess people don’t really want to look like animals!
I need to know that Penny got a heated seat and a sammich too. NEED TO.
Penny didn’t get a heated seat…..or a sammich….. But she did get a nest made with a therma-rest foam cell pad on the bottom + 2 really uber warm brookstone blankets + a human pillow + 1 entire cup of homemade dog treats + cheese + crackers + some peanut butter. And today she is going boot shopping!
If I come can I get a whole sandwich instead of a half eaten one? I’m preTTTy sure that IS Edward Lee and not Penny. I’m preTTTy sure you should email that to his agent. AMAZING. Lovely photos!
You can have 3,000 sandwiches. But not on gluten free bread –bc I’d have to take out a loan for that. I totally want to link this post to the top chef message board but don’t exactly want to get sued or anything. PS eric lied to you. The michigan ditch trail is a HORRIBLE first trail. I HATEd using snow shoes on a flat path. It felt like it drug on forever + ever + my feet were way more sore than up + down trails we’ve done. I’M REAdY TO GO SNOWSHOEING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! And —Feel better,okay?!
I love that you are both willing to go hiking in the snow,when it’s snowing. I LOVE hiking in the winter,but no one else [family + friends] like to/ever want to!
I’m pretty sure Penny is equipped with an incredibly warm coat as it is,so the snow pics don’t make me sad like some people up in the comments,though I am glad she finally got some booties,if for nothing else than the comedy factor. Also,I am crazy coveting your purple beanie.
Penny just snarled at you.