Penny is SO POSH!!
She went to the DOGGIE SALON today to have her NAILS CLIPPED because she kept FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!!
This is how my grilled cheese looked when I FLIPPED IT OVER.
It might have helped if I would have TURNED THE STOVE ON!!
Delayed + Delicious.
Oh my head is going to spin off —and I am typing at the speed of light years —but there is just SO MUCH TO DO TODAY –
SECOND ROUND ON THE PRESS!!
Oh what a guilty pleasure —just wait for it –
COURT TV!!!!!
[For the Record -- I only watched 7 minutes of it while I ate]
Seriously —This was one of the BEST episodes EVER.
The lady circled in YELLOW totally got knocked up 14 years ago.
The lady circled in the PINK had to raise her baby because YELLOW lady was strung out on cocaine —obviously she is no longer on the cocaine train —beefy.
The man circled in GREEN was married to the lady circled in YELLOW – and a potential BABY DADDY.
The man circled in BLUE was a neighbor at their apartment complex who is also in the running for BABY DADDY.
THE SCENARIO:
GREEN kicks YELLOW out of their apartment after a fight. BLUE was walking up to his apartment conveniently at the same time on a Friday evening carrying a BUCKET OF CHICKEN + A CASE OF BEER and invited YELLOW inside. The rest was history.
Moral of the story:
BUCKET OF CHICKEN + CASE OF BEER = BABIES
OK —I am going to get a life now.
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Cheers!!
B+B
d*mn that grilled cheese looks amazing!!!!
penny looks nice and clean!
I love her v-day scarf! cuteness.
hahahahaha,that’s hilarious. Court TV always makes me wonder how the world gets by with so many crazy people.
Haha,my brother and I were obsessed with court shows one summer. Oh yes,I remember all the crazy cases.
xxoo
Heather
All I have to say is….RIDICULOUS….you are INsane!! hahahaa love that you forgot to turn the stove on too
xo
haha that is TOO funny! Gotta love daytime court tv. You couldn’t MAKE that stuff up
OMG you weren’t kidding when you said you summarized!! LOL!
One of my dogs actually clips his own toenails…He only gets the front ones,but that was still pretty sweet. I don’t know how you might teach Penny that trick,but it would sure make things easier.
HAHA! Last night I had a pot of water on the stove for our pasta. 20 min later its STILL NOT BOILING…I dont understand,since I clearly see the “range on”light lit up. 10 min later I finally realize that I have the BACK burner on,not the front one that the pot is located on. D’OH.